Sarcastic Seth

Rolling Along.

2012-01-26T17:14:00.000-08:00

Just submitted my application to graduate from SLCC!! Finally. It's been a good run but I am definitely ready to move on. Next stop, U of U.

Nervous and excited, summer needs to get here so I can be rolling through the Rockies into the plains.

To My Special Girl.

2012-01-19T13:15:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday.

I find it hard to describe you how happy you make me so I am just going to post a picture.

Thank you for being so sweet, kind, understanding, and loving. You mean the universe to me, Happy Birthday my little tostada.

This is Christine

2012-01-17T12:14:00.000-08:00

Everything about this screams Christine. :)

Amazing.

2012-01-12T15:14:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the delay in updating the blog, life just took hold of me and my free time. School is back in session, yay! Since my time is limited I am going to make a list of the awesome things going on in life right now. I do love making list.
-Christine is getting her own cute little apartment! I am way way to excited for her and for me to come over all the time.
-Training with my new bike trailer, cannot wait for my trip.
-Making new friends at the climbing gym.
-Secretly planning a few desert trips for Christine and I.
-Christines birthday party
-Thinking about all the exciting fun things I am going to do with my friends.
-Staying social and going out more like I have been.

That's about it for now, here is a fun photo of Christine and I on one of our many adventures.

IT"S ALIVE

2012-01-11T16:13:00.000-08:00

This post is going to be rather long since I have slacked off for a long time, try and hang in there. :)

Hummus Boob. Mmm hummus

This is how I feel some days.

Second favorite place next church.

I am constantly spoiled with little love notes.

My pizza > your pizza

Your coffee is not safe.

Back from an adventure, we take a lot because we are exciting people.

I didn't realize he was watching me pee, what a perv.

Please hurry back summer.

One of my favorites.

Horrible advertising.

Real girlfriends support all of your habits ;)

Just another one of our perfect, isolated campgrounds.

So spoiled.

He is so cute.

He hates the flash.

The kid for spit his gum in my wheel is very lucky I didn't catch up to the car he was in, damn 10 year old assholes.

I forgot to send this to Christine, well here it is for you.

That's my ramen pirate face.

Brodi sleeping.

Love me some monkey.

One of the many pepper harvest over the summer.

Laser Dog.

Thai food in Seattle.

We love the cave.

I broke a few, they didn't go to waste.

More peppers. Mmm

Study break.

Stuffed peppers, homegrown.

Breakfast for dinner.

I love giving flowers but I also love getting them :)

One of the few perks to winter.

October was a nice month.

Cider and Curry. Damn good.

I took Christine to the sun tunnel, she missed one hell of a sunrise and below freezing temps.

I have awesome co-workers.

The guy who hit Christine, I saw him a few weeks later stuck here, he car wouldn't start so I just sat and enjoyed the view.

My new hat.

The cups I got to use at the Halloween desert kegger.

Laser Kitty/Creeper.

Gluten Free climbing hold.

Lovers.

Vegan chicken tortilla soup, by me.

Love my feet.

I wish I could get these to not stink.

America is represented by and Native American woman.....wow

Gay boy wants a pic of my penis, this is what he got.

Killer Bunnies!

Middle school all over again.

When you are head over heels in love you find hearts everywhere.

Once upon a time I was fat.

Cutie.

Yup, we really found the mystery machine.

My co-worker is soooo funny, I made tea and saw this floating up.

The juggalos are multiplying.

Climbing fall or spider bite?

They are talking about me.

Sleeping Andromeda.

Nebraska.

We were playing in his car tent. Love the shit out of my nephews.

So SOOO good.

My brother and I were waiting for the man with one leg to show up.

Wonderful memories.

I was going to buy it, but not now.

Midwest cheese.

More cheese.

My Grandpa was a badass.

Christine is very spoiled.

Love the new glass.

Lens baby! ahhhh

I could be into this religion.

Actually.....

Super nice cowboy belt, love my mom :)

She finds the greatest things :)

New TV and a Wii.....stepping into the 21st century.

Christine's parents are very thoughtful and wonderful people. They also sent me a very nice card during a bad time.

Repeat.

2011-06-20T13:08:00.000-07:00

Today was one of those days where Today by Jefferson Airplane was on repeat as I ran errands. Very good day. Life is traveling along as it should be, swiftly and with lots of fun. Before I know it summer will be over and school will be back in full swing. When school starts I will also be moving, not the best timing, but not much I can do. Leaving downtown will be sad and also joyous, I am excited for a yard, a quiet street, and a house. The downtown life is fantastic but I am ready for a change and I am sure the kitties are ready to get to play outside again. Also there is a good chance my roomie will be gone a good portion of the year which would leave me alone at home. HUGE PERK. I mean HUGE. Being alone is one of my favorite activities, which why biking is so wonderful, just Seth time. Picture time? I think so.

This is one of the best things I have ever put in my mouth. Vegan eggs benedict. Christine is quickly turning one of the best chefs. I might have some competition creeping up on me.

They like ducks.

I will steal this from Tyler...

Yup, my girlfriend bought me a sexy red french press.

We were window shopping for our fantasy home.

Basil, mmm.

Goose Lake, Iowa. Thunderstorm.

I love Joe.

It's that time of year again.

Not the same without Tyler.

My boob.

I don't think I told Christine about this picture. HAHAH she passed out on my phone.

Her kitties are so cute and sleepy.

This makes driving much less stressful.

#2, we once worked together.

Christines cover up.

MMMMmmm. Grilled cheese...

Christine and a thrift store find, we should have bought it.

Will not miss this.

None of us even like jello, but at least this one was free of gelatin.

Come to Me

2011-04-13T16:08:00.000-07:00

I have 3 weeks left of school for the semester, I could not be more excited about this. It has been a long and exciting semester but it is time for the summer to begin. I feel a list would be a good way to show why I am excited for summer
1. Crystal and rock hunting with Joel and Christine
2. Visiting Iowa for my birthday and getting to see my Mom and family
3. Thousands of miles on my bike
4. Milky Way gazing down south with Joel, maybe Christine
5. Flowers and green grass
6. Desert trips with Christine
7. Climbing mountains
8. Cliff diving
9. Cook outs
10. Being barefoot
11. Not having class and getting to spend more time alone and then the rest with Christine
12. Seeing Tyler
13. Road Trips with Christine
14. Drinking tea and reading on my porch
15. Working on my beautiful garden with my Aunt and Christine
16. All the fun random things that will come my way

These are in no particular order and I am sure I missed some. Have I included too much Christine in my plans? Nah, she is just so amazing I can't really think about doing stuff without her. Well here are a few photos from my busy life right now. Enjoy.

Some people blame God, while others blame ducks.

Math is my mornings.

Tights!

I didn't know pineapple juice could turn black.

About to scrape a dead bird off the car.

Nah.

I bought Christine one! But I think it died :(

Kitty in my bag.

Hmm. Gross!

And I saved the best one for last. Christine and I at vertical. We have so much fun together its borderline disgusting <3

Jungle Drum

2011-03-02T09:30:00.000-08:00

Life has been very busy, not a surprise there. School is going very well, taking up a lot of time and work is going well, a little slow this time of the semester but it happens. There is is so much to tell, just not sure where to start.... maybe a list? I like list
1. Christine is pretty much my favorite person next to brodi, but he is only half human so she takes the number one slot.
2. Very excited for spring
3. Even more excited to get away from everything and take trips with Christine.
4. I need to update my facebook profile picture but I am too lazy.
5. I am so ready for the semester to be over so I can spend more time riding.
6. I'm over making a list.
Basically I am so happy with life right now nothing can bring me down.

Brodi enjoys having packages arrive at our place.

Apparently she doesn't like 1 pound tubes of ground beef.

Found this on a roll Christine took shortly before Tyler left. We sure do miss him.

Christine and I cleaned under my bed, look what we found! Andromeda's POW camp for her toy mice.

We didn't make any plans for Valentines day, then we get home from work and we each had made the other one a card :)

New shoes. I shouldn't have waited this long.

Christine and I have been doing watercolors! She is far more talented than I am, this one is hers.

You almost fit in there...

I miss Tyler so much I am wearing his shoes.

Someone is turning into quite the little chef these days...soyrizo burritos with potato. mmm

Andromeda is scary sometimes.

Breakfast with Tyler and Christine.

Christine's new hat, I think this from JCPenny's spring collection.

Someone likes to spoil me.

Very excited to start bringing Christine fresh flowers. In case you don't know, I am super awesome at picking out the perfect flower/s.

Just toasting my steel cut oats. Chomp.

I don't know why she enjoys skinning them..

This was on the discounted item table at Smiths. Barf.

Yes, we made kitty pizzas.

Its my porniment for a party our friends had.

She makes the best patties. Love me some sweet potato burgers.

My ugly sweater for Christmas. Christine had a matching one.

My best friend back in Iowa had Motley Crue sign his arm, the next day he went out and get them tattooed on him.

Iowa bar and grill. Yes it was beyond cold outside.

Well I have no sins so he should have saved his life.

I am not sure how she thought that this was a comfortable way to sleep.

Pets Mart is sad.

Enjoy the bus ride little brother, I had fun!

Cute kitty, again.

Birthday pizza shaped like a heart. Kiss.

She may be able to out cook me in the near future.

Yes, I used real bones for my costume.

Bad Blogger.

2011-02-01T11:19:00.000-08:00

It has been almost two months since I have posted anything. This will be just a brief update since I have class in a few moments. Hmm, what to cover.. Well I am the happiest little penguin in all of Utah and have been for quite some time now. Every day things seem to look better even with life's little snags. Off to class, be back very soon with pictures and such.

All About the Kitties.

2010-12-09T15:01:00.000-08:00

Wanted to waste 30 minutes on my blog instead of finals. Next one will be more about me and what is going on in my life, so it might end up just being photos of Christine and not cats.

Showing off his "pirate" paw.

Helping me with some Environmental Ethics.

In love with the tonka truck.

Super kitty stretch.

Helping with homework, again.

Kitty cuddle puddle.

Weird obsession with drains.

<3

This is by far one of the cutest things in the world. Draco likes to hide mouse toys in our jackets. I found this on my way to lunch one day.

Robot Love.

2010-11-12T11:09:00.000-08:00

Here is a brief list of what has been happening.
-lots of school work
-sick kitties
-lots of yummy dinners
-new bike fenders
-and more school

Things I am looking forward to.
-Thanksgiving dinner in the desert
-Seeing Christine when I get off work
-Bike Porn 4
-Spending Xmas break in Iowa
-Seeing mom

Sending the best friend off on his new adventures.

Hello Washington.

Hahaha.

Is this heaven?

Jasmin IPA? Mothers milk.

Microbrew Cider. mmm. I love Seattle.

Cheers. About to eat fish!

Elephants!

Penny's on train tracks.

Christine's new kitty, Draco.

<3

Hungry little monster.

Draco!

He is so silly.

They are too cute.

Silly girls.

We are in love with Scooby.

Brodi and Draco. So cute!

Moab Brewery with the Aunt :)

I love fall.

Halloween mask almost done.

My babies.

Izzy needs to hang out more.

Christine's new beer glass.

So cold!

Exhausted.

Breakfast on the porch. I love downtown life.

Spicy baked tofu.

Greatest costume ever? Check.

Luckier and happier than I could have ever imagined. <3

Are All Bee's Really Busy?

2010-10-26T12:21:00.000-07:00

There must me a few bee's out there that are anything but busy, I mean if all bee's were busy, then would we need to have the saying "busy bee"? Probably not.

Short update - Seth is busy. Homework. Homework. Working on the most awesome Halloween mask. Christine. Homework. Christine. Eating. Sleep. Homework.

Pictures will be up shortly, I need to go debate vegetarianism in my ethics class, woo. Don't work, I'm not one of those PETA fucks, they are first on my list to eat once cannibalism becomes legal. Which it will. Soon.

Today

2010-09-29T10:38:00.000-07:00

News Flash. Christine and I's Halloween costumes are amazing, so cute in fact that it might cause you to throw up your lunch.

School, school, School, and more school. I love school, hard semester, but wonderful classes/teachers. Other than school I have been cooking, spending time with my amazing girlfriend, not tending my garden enough (thanks to school), and squeezing in some biking. I have a nice break from school for Thanksgiving, with that break means a trip down south. Christine and I will be giving thanks the best way we know how, surrounded by nothing. Slot canyons, water colors, giant fest over a campfire, the milky way and solitude. Very psily times lie ahead.

Stuffed bread sticks, esthetically not pleasing, but to delightful in the mouth.

Addicted.

The littlest things matter the most.

Almost there.

It would be even more impressive if it owned an F-350.

She likes to keep at gun point.

Not a single blue one! Grr

Amazing story. Someday I will own an electric sheep and I will learn to feel empathetic.

Remember how simple we thought life was? It is even more so than we could have ever imagined.

Favorite part of my body.

Do I have the best luck with roomies? Yes

Moments such as this will be missed.

Almost ready.

Crying baby.

He loves to play outside.

..and with the receiver.

Story time.

Tofu lettuce wrap, P.F.Changs ain't got nothing on these babies.

She cooks me dinner while I do my studies.

100% on my exam!

Rules were meant to be broken. Don't worry my paper on how sci-fi and defamiliarization was awesome.

Excuse me, but its 2010 not 1950. STOP WASTING PAPER.

Mask in progress #1

Mask in progress #2

Genius, Seth.

Any clues to what it might be?

Tofu scramble, baked and seasoned yams, dark chocolate with strawberries, green tea = perfect morning.

Sleeping Brodi.

Almost done. It is going to be so amazing that it will knock the socks off of a man with no legs.

You little bugger, when did you take this?

Touched up. :)

I have some amazing friends. Joel, Thank you.

Always hungry.

Esther, thank you for breakfast :)

Traveling back in time to save you ancestor to save yourself?!?!?! I need to slow down on the AMAZING books I have been reading.

Rainstorm.

The mustard on my sandwich.

To go on from here, I can't use words, they don't say enough.

101

2010-09-01T18:27:00.001-07:00

This post is dedicated to my gorgeous girlfriend, you are the sweetest, most thoughtful, loving person. Life is funny, placing the one thing I needed most in front of me all along. Thank you for being so good to me.

Here the photos you took, I forgot to post them earlier, so here they are. :)

One of our many wonderful trips to the desert.

I feel permently twitterpated.

2010-07-26T17:08:00.000-07:00

Life is getting better and better every day, no matter how hard or shitty it gets at times. I have wonderful friends and amazing family members, thank you to all of you.

Thrift stores = Love.

Sleepy time.

I love tofu.

Doesn't get any better than this.

How much to do YOU like basil? Not as much as me.

Carb load.

Single speed up Big Cottonwood? Aint no thang.

My reward.

Brodi is too cute.

No need to cry, but you may throw up.

I will have updated photos soon, but as you can see here the milk is peeling up the asphalt. I have no idea how someone can drink this crap.

Drug deal at the library. 2 cops about 100 feet away with their thumbs up their asses.

No clue.

Amazing!

I am very lucky to have someone who can keep up with me.

I am far too good at making tasty foods.

Matching cups for tea. hehe

Bubbles, bubbles and wine. My new addiction.

Yet again, wonderful 6 layer vegan burritos.

Mexi coke + costco = Win.

:)

Cutest present. <3

Preparing for Big Cottonwood, round 2.

Almost to the top. When we got there, I had shaved 3 minutes off from last weeks ride.

Fun night on its way.

Atwood, I loves you.

Nice job, ugh.

Where I get my hair done.

Iowa in less than 14 hours.

I am very lucky to have such an amazing Grandmother and mother.

*shakes head*

Not the best place for a mouse to make a nest.

The truck sat there for a long while.

Worst experience you can have.

That's what you get for not picking them up.

Road trip back from Iowa.

Be jealous.

I love them so much it hurts.

Late night munchies.

I'm still 6 years old at heart.

Christine and I found a geyser, it was so awesome.

My new friend.

I'm legal!

First pepper of the year.

Chili's on their way.

I have no idea why we went there.

18 beers + 2 boys + 11 miles = 1 hell of a good time.

It's her first Dillo.

I died.

Dear Deli department at whole foods, Set the pipe down, I don't like Esparagus.

Soon to be girlfriend. I couldn't ask for a more sweet, caring, patient, adventurous, beautiful, and just overall amazing girl to be my girlfriend. It will be soon, I promise :)

Life is amazing.

2010-07-24T14:56:00.001-07:00

It is amazing having a girlfriend.

Summer Here I Come.

2010-04-14T15:56:00.000-07:00

Long nights with Elton John.

Goodbye Ben, Goodbye Jerry.

Candice needs this.

Sliced finger open.

Este, I miss you!

He loves to stick his tongue out.

Best pretzel ever.

Shoe.

Nice parking job ;)

Kitty!!!!

Come back Josh!

New kitchen rug! We love NPS.

We are in love.

Kitty treats! yay.

come on flowers, you are almost there.

First shorts day of the year!

Beautiful clouds.

Top of Emigration, snow needs to melt.

Poor Brodi, the smell from the puss might have been the worst smell from a cat, ever.

Almost to the top of City Creek, dang snow!

They were watching me.

Here they come...

Mmmmmm.

Iowa, here I come.

the grocery store I worked at when I was going to high school only sells three mango's at a time....

We have a lot of flags in Iowa.

and kitties.

See you guys soon.

Drive bye.

Chainsaw love.

Presents for the best mom ever.

What a night.

Haircut.

Bed.

Better be wearing them.

52 cents for 2009? Yes please.

Short tail :)

Iowa thrifts > DI

Don't ask.

Everything is bigger in Iowa.

A giant peep!

Fat fried peppers...mm.

meow.

Spring break? no spring.

Pretty bird.

Illinois plant watering system.

Scary window.

Hot dog!

Candice has silly cats.

hahahahah.

BURN.

Brodi <3

<3

So helpful with homework.

New obsession with the drain....

My life has been saved, feel free to buy me as much as you want.

Magnolia.

Spring fever.

Starting to get green.....

I thought we didn't negotiate with terrorist? What a joke.

Stud.

Don't worry, this photo was taken April 26th. School takes over my life.

oh, the joys of long haired cats and warmer weather.

Waiting.

I hate animals so much, so much I won't even eat them.

Coop. I would spend all my money on fresh fish if that's what he needed. All coop needed was fish and love. <3

Too

2010-04-04T20:09:00.000-07:00

Ahhhhh February.

2010-02-06T16:53:00.000-08:00

Very busy boy here. Life is amazing, I am in fact a fan of the snow now, cleans the air and keeps me biking hard and fast. School is going very well, I can smell those A's creeping up :)Desert trips be coming up soon, can not wait to play with the new camera down there.

Fun new polariod.

New bottom bracket..poor old one had its butt kicked.

Love <3

Crispy and GOOoy mmmm. So good! huh Candice?

Soup Kitchen art.

Kitties.

Press tha fu.

Yay! Miss him.

Brodi so sexy.

Kitty!

Caitlin and I made a rocket ship.

More kitty love.

Buddy under attack!

Got the hairs cut.

Time to battle.

Tape, the best way to stop that sole from popping up.

Rollerskating.

From the Majestic Rockies to the Mighty Mississippi

2010-01-13T14:39:00.000-08:00

So much to tell everyone, I will update the text part of this blog later on, enjoy the photos.

This is where I had to sit as a child, watching the wing flaps gets me excited.

Chicago - Land of the G UNIT

Greatest mom ever? Yes!!!!

See above :) :)

CATS CATS EVERYWHERE

Thank you Britt, so excited to read this.

I found my old snowboard boots. Sperm?

My very first lifeguard whistle...

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Scratch to win! so fun hehe.

Cold Iowa sunset.

When life takes away your food source you think outside then bun. Barf never again.

Candice wants theses ;)

Fudge time, yay.

Dog breathe dip....I lived off of this as a child :)

Are we at soft ball yet mom?? Yup Chocolate time.

Carl Sandburg house.

His outhouse.

From inside hehe.

19 years old.

I love digging through my keepsake box.

Meow.

Elephant garlic!

Only in Iowa does your ice auger come with this cover.

Iowa.

Winter?

2009-12-14T10:49:00.000-08:00

I laugh in your face.
As scary as this sounds....I really like biking in the winter. I love getting geared up all nice and warm, almost like I am going to battle. Bring on the snow!!!!

I am going to see if my mom will make this into a hooded sweater for me.

JAZZMAN2. hehe.

Yes that is L.A.R.P. in the background. We feared being slayed with a foam sword so we were hiding.

It's silly the things that make me miss you.

No math? Easy as 1,2,3? hmmmm.

Clean first.

Apple cider and ginger ale second. MmmMm. Everyone should try this punch.

He sleeps in my arms, we also hold hands/paws.

Work your magic tide stick!

Lady bug in November?

When we were kids we would do bad things to the poor patrons in Roller Coaster Tycoon.

Lost the best boss ever.

Tyler likes to sleep in the living room. On top of his bike chain?

:)

Elliott loves that box, I might get him a bed.

I found this from many years ago, its dang good spaghetti. <3

Finals almost done!

I could use some of this right now.

I'm silly.

Silly number two.

Ice doesn't feel good in the beard.

Tyler is about to fall behind the tv!

I will love you for as long as this rock will be on the earth.

I do fun things sometimes.

I see you #1

I see you #2

I see you #3

I see you #4

I see you #5

The Asain man walking home told us "herro"

They are dating...

It's true, I am a D&D master.

:(

2009-12-08T15:32:00.000-08:00

One Potato, Two Potato.

2009-11-18T14:01:00.000-08:00

Time to take a trip down memory lane.

2007 December 1st
Here is Candice getting her top ramen on. Is that two cases?!?

2008 November 7th
Lying underneath Delicate Arch, Candice was a cold little sausage, but we ate trail mix and it was ok. The photo I took on film turned out so crazy! This is just a digital test shot :-p

How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2009-11-02T13:48:00.000-08:00

None. Atheists don't see the light.

I only laughed because I felt bad for her, she seemed really excited about it, I'm a nice guy....sometimes. :)

Name says it all.

I can't help but try and do my part, watch out I'm coming for yours next!!

Drink more water!!

Largest tomato plant ever!!!

She tried to shave my head.

We're painting the curb and plants red..

Brain bucket? Check!

Capsaicin = Godliness

I almost ate it Tyler...almost...

Heheh, just for you.

I love kitties.

Who put this on our back door???

Aww, poor little mailman. I left a note next to this one reminding him that once digital media replaces mail that then he we will really have something to complain about.

What do you think you are doing on my garden?!?

Feeling blue. Come back summer.

I'm not really that scary. Just about to go do battle with the snow.

<3 The only good thing about winter. Thank you mom!

Yes...the lock goes behind the seat and chain stay. sigh.

More to love!

It's so sad when your crops wither.

Tofu and bell peppers. MMmmMMMMmm

Thanks for keeping me warm.

Hello beautiful day!

David Blaine stuck a straw in my v8, it didn't fall over once.

It must have been an epic battle. Two cockroaches. One missing a head. Lots of poop. I now know what must be done if I am ever stuck in a light fixture.

We are all just children.

Best part of the bookstore in Moab? I think so. Glad Vick made us stop.

And only America!

The three of us before the dirt roads.

Favorite new breakfast? Yes mam.

Busy Bubba.

2009-09-21T15:12:00.000-07:00

Let me see....where to start?
Ok first off....
I miss summer.
I am starving.
I think I spend way too much time at the school.
I feel like all i do is read.
I cook yummy food all the time.
I sleep a lot.
I miss my Russel, yes that is a cute new pet name I just made up. Like brussels.
I am concerned for a friend that was involved in a bike accident...Sending lots of positive thoughts your way.
I get to see Neal deGrasse Tyson tomorrow......maybe..stupid test.

More to come :)

I miss being a child.

Super Chili.

I looooooove my kitties.

Realest burrito this side of the Mississippi.

Meow.

Yellow Wax, Serrano, Mexi Bell, Thai Dragon, F1 Super Chili, and Anaheim Peppers.

Move over LBJ, here comes TBJ.

Thanks, I love stopping to make an adjustment on my bike only to see this. Seriously gross.

Good bye summer.

Support pushing Juggalos into meat grinders.

I like to be buried.

It was a very violent, squishy death.

I wish you were having tea with me.

That's my kitty paw.

999.99 :)

Dumbest idea ever.

Boy oh boy that sure is a big tomato.

Look at my farmville. I can actually taste the fruit.

Too much mouth wash...

....Shouldn't the homeless be unifying?

Some need caffeine...others need capsaicin.

Peeking through a hole in the laundry room.

2001.

You know a movie is long when....

If you would like your face melted off, I have a little extra to spare.

If you have to remember to get high.....is there really a problem?

Haven't danced for many months, was a pleasure as always.

Lucky I don't like the police.

Random.

1 mile...straight up. Brutal.

So helpful. He loves homework time.

What are you doing outside my door? So cute and lovable.

Wow thanks, remind me to come pee on your rug. Rude.

Tao, it's everywhere..

Rain drops falling on my head...

I miss you.

Reallllllly? I have nothing to say.

Giggles.

2009-08-12T14:46:00.000-07:00

Meteor showers will cause uncontrollable laughter, gaze with caution.

This is the face I make while waiting for Candice.

I trust anything that "actvlly" works. ;)

Good idea to park your bicycle in the handicap area...

Reckless.

Reckless breakfast.

No more.

High five for this person. *shakes head*

Even in death they will be together.

Thanks Uncle Sam.

The things you see on South Temple.

Thank you my little Picasso.

I'm not to sure about you....

Here goes.......

FANTASTIC, I feel like I was just electrocuted with flavor. Go buy this product right now.

Super Chili. Once you pop you just can't stop.

High five to the kitty.

This foam stuff is so much fun! Really ties the kitchen together.

How do you get people to buy deer repellent? Fear. Scare them to death with a photo of a deer snarling its huge teeth at you. Grandma is not safe with out this.

Mecca

2009-07-23T16:24:00.000-07:00

Into the belly of the beast. Life is starting to speed up and get a little crazy, here is my new apartment :)

Looking at the living room from the dining room.

Same just to the right side.

Looking at the dining room and living room. Oh that's the patio area through the door.

Kitchen, sorry I was excited so it is blurry.

Patio.

Super cute bathroom.

I also need lots of new furniture so feel free to let me know about anything nice you might be selling....

Pack it in, pack it out.

2009-07-09T15:36:00.000-07:00

I have been slacking on the blog yet again. It is summer and easy to get caught up in living an amazing wonderful life :-p Here is a nice update for everyone, don't forget to recycle and eat lots of carrots. I would also like to inform everyone that the time has come to leave my current flat. It has been a very strange time there but I am very excited to start off fresh. That's all. Rock on

This is why I will never have children, I am far too reckless.

Remember this chair from a previous post? Well it finally happened.

There goes the other leg trapping Andy. Let him go you mean chair.

Maybe if it was in English and Spanish...Wait no never mind. Who reads signs? I don't..

Not to heavy miss heavy finger.

Perfect!!!

GO TEAM!!!

Almost there..

Looking rustic.

Fits better than a baseball in a glove.

Building a happy apartment one bookcase at a time.

ELTON you are grounded, get out of there.

Still a child at heart, probably the cutest patch ever.

I look like this? I am sorry everyone.

Hi, I drive an H2 but shop at wholefoods to do my part in saving the earth.

Is Candice excited?

Black BMW, huge rims, and license plate that says 'G'

This is Eric.

This is Tyler.

This is the fat kid that is inside me taking over.

Brodi loves me so much. <3

The things I do to my stomach. Yes those are goldfish crackers.

Two cute. Yes I am a lyrical genuis. ;)

I love my legs :)

Angry hot sun face. But the garden is doing amazing.

Seriously? BARF.

City Creek Canyon.

I wasn't done riding yet..

Such a wonderful canyon.

31 minutes 30 seconds. Such a good ride.

Just a green bean in a sea of bacon.

2009-06-18T13:32:00.000-07:00

I know it is flashback Thursday but you know what? It is hard to flashback in time while listening to someone burping up something then swallowing it back down. I wish this was a joke but it is not. Now she is licking her lips. We just made eye contact, she is still staring....she looks hungry. RUN RUNNN

My sexy wrist.

Will we every grow up? I sure hope not.

Sleepy time.

It's funny that cigarettes are ok....I won't make any AA comments today.

Brodi.

Such a cute booger.

Really? They were dated in Feb. Nate can not seem to throw things in the trash can....4 months? blah

Out with the old.

Leash on a kid? How about we stop having them? Kids, not leashes.

Every single day of my life I giggle because of her.

My legs just look so good I thought you would want another photo ;)

Is everyone making the same face I am right now? :/

I love to watch.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

1..

2..

3..

I really hope people read that...

I could go on a 3 day rant about people that try to recycle styrofoam, I see at least 5 bins a week with it poking out...GRRRrr

Oh by the way...this is all over the recycling bin.

What are you doing with all of our stuff?!?!

I didn't mean to break your heart.

In with the neow. That is my new and now put together....I just made that up.

Finally I made fluffy rice!!!

Move over gang dang, gang bang is taking over.

Tyler and I waving to Candice and Meg. HIII.

Side note.

2009-06-09T13:30:00.000-07:00

I am also working on a blog with photos that are taken with my cameras and not a cellphone. This is just the testing phase :)

CLICK ME

I think I'd like to go back home...

2009-06-09T12:41:00.000-07:00

Don't worry mom it will be soon.

This is probably my favorite photo of my mom and I, probably because I need to go through the photo albums when I get home and go through more :)

I know that I am no where near a perfect person, neither is my mom. But hey really who is perfect these days? Not Ted Haggard ;) With both of us being imperfect I think that makes us pretty perfect together. I can't imagine what life would be/have been without her. Thank you.

30 dollar camera.

2009-06-08T12:24:00.000-07:00

This is something silly I did with Dru and Nate the day before I left Iowa. I thought it was lost forever in the pile of broken disk I threw away, thank goodness for photobucket being there for me. Yes Yes..I understand it is not Thursday but when did consistency become a human trait?

Enjoy.

Iowa.
January.
2004.

Pacifist stocking an armory.

2009-06-05T11:38:00.000-07:00

Lots to say today but the mind is of on a distant road.

I find myself taking photos of these bad boys more and more.

My Aunt is so awesome.

Cuddle me baby.

I do often, very very often ;)

Rockets in flight.

Look at the left. Bible space between your face and the TV please....

Funny faces.

Won't you join?

See title.

Oh no the Al-K-da are coming.

Candice cooking amazing pizza.

<3

Wait, was he from Sodom or Gomorrah?

2009-05-22T12:57:00.000-07:00

That is the question that runs through my mind when I am reading and see 'alot' in the text. Then I move on to the next thought that enters my mind and realize that they didn't misspell allot because that doesn't fit the context of the sentence either. I then see a bright light at the end of the tunnel, they meant a lot!!! Now who is the wise guy that forgot to add 'alot' to the dictionary? Please remember that it is two words. I know this sounds difficult but I promise if you just allot 2 minutes to remember it is two words life will a lot easier. Plus you should stay quiet in class and not bother Alot asking him if 'a lot' is one word or two.

Today also happened to be bike your beautiful girlfriend to work day. Wonderful ride, perfect weather and ate 6 bugs.

Always looking over.

Sometimes it best to start over.

Wait, so those Mac commercials are telling the truth?!!??!

The joust got the best of me.

I'm sorry. I couldn't wait.

One roadie, two roadie, three roadie. Top.

Perfect end to 8 miles up.

This is the face I made after bug number 3 today.

Thanks, I love going out on 900 west *mad face*.

Won't you come bike?

It is THURSDAY.

2009-05-21T14:31:00.000-07:00

Holy cow! I am blogging. I have been slacking...I know.... We know why though. *points finger* She is so cute I can't stay away from her even if I try :-p

I love polaroids, I am sure you all know this about me. Maybe I will do an online collection of them...hmm *thinks*

Date: March-08
Time: Early morning
Location: Candice's bedroom.

Unlike AA.

2009-05-11T16:58:00.000-07:00

Can you imagine an AA program that didn't allow caffeine or nicotine? AA without drugs? PSssh. Just a thought. Have to stay addicted to something and at least you can drive with those two. You can kill your child slowly instead of almost instantaneously. Damn chain smokers.

Two reasons I have been very behind on the blog.
#1 - Candice
#2 - Candice

I would say I'm sorry but I can not apologize for my happiness. Enjoy.

Will it ever close? I mean come on....

Move over quail man.

It is a never ending journey..

I don't remember where this was...pretty circle :)

Candice we need to find those rat nerds and send this photo to them..does this seem a little large for a rat?

I found where all the good pants hide...

Which to keep....so indecisive..

I am a little in love with getting a wide angle rigged up to my polaroid.

Difficult choice indeed. I pick the left, how about you?

Think they lose sleep over trying coming up with these myths?

Josh and I like to shred...

Find one that isn't. Its good for the economy..

I can almost reach my nose..

I know you are hiding in there Mary...

Papaya meets Pineapple. Taste a little like Feudalism meets Authoritarianism.

I still feel bad about the kitty cake....

Ahhh! NO!

A much more friendly carrot. Time to go for a swim. I wonder how big he could get..Hmm.

I have a wonderful Aunt.

I will see you November. They are so soft...

I stare at this often.

Candice is amazing.

Super awesome crazy amazing. <3

I don't want to touch your leg.

WE DID IT!!! Go Tyler and me!

World famous...

They even look pretty famous.

Don't make 1/2 inch to 3/4 anymore? Fine I will make it.

Someone had it wrong...There are seven perfect species...

Save the Nuremberg Trial blah blah ;) I'm going to take out all of the yellow jackets and no one will stop me.

Who is John Galt?

2009-04-13T14:28:00.000-07:00

He may very well be that snail I ran over with my bike Sunday night. :( Poor guy. It was dark and I was moving at a high rate of speed.

Another update for all the people I love.

What is she cooking?

Spring rolls??

Love that crispy behind.

Her stir-fry is just as wonderful.

He has been taken from his cup of water, he is shrinking fast.

Waiting for breakfast.

Time for a hair cut.

Surprised? I'm not.

Scramble that tofu!

Awww, I didn't know you did this :)

Bike Bike Bike.

Why do leftovers taste better?

Waiting for trax only to wait for you.

At the edge. I am giggling as I post this.

Never again. Tasted like bologna.

Why must my pepper garden have so many? :(

Wonderful dinner, wonderful girlfriend. Strong smelling flowers at the table.

This is why I need a machete.

Missing for 4 months only to be sitting on the counter in the morning? HMMMMM.

These brussels are crazzzzzzy.

Ok, who put their ting in my booty?

Thank goodness I had a mom who let me sew as a child.

NO THERE WAS NOT PIZZA ON THIS PLATE....

She is pretty amazing.

How could we resist?

Have fun in Moab Tyler...oh wait you might need this..

The cancer fry. Jack took a bite to confirm that it had cancer.

My Aunt loved the print I got for her. I took it too :-p

I'm back......

He is too sexy.

It's getting too hot for denim in this office.

"My Fellow Prisoners"

2008-10-10T13:55:00.000-07:00

Really McCain? I mean really?

I think those 5 1/2 years as a POW may be part of the problem. I don't know I wasn't there, nor would I every be in any position to become a POW.

I will not be blogging about the election until its over, this will be the last one unless one of them says something that reminds me of Dan Quayle.

ARRGH

2008-09-21T12:58:00.000-07:00

The Pirate ride was amazing!!! I am very excited to see the pictures other people got, I forgot my flash so I didn't get to take more than a few :(

More post later....

Mommy are dinosaurs real?

2008-09-17T14:07:00.000-07:00

Yes honey, but they are no longer living on the earth anymore. They roamed the earth about 5,000 years ago, around the same time God worked really hard for 6 days to create the planet and heavens beyond. But on second though dear...I think I might have seen a real life one just the other day in my office..

Quayle Man.

2008-09-13T11:09:00.000-07:00

I sometimes sit around and read Dan Quayle quotes out loud to share with people. You will hear heavy laughter afterwards but sometimes silence. Silence because your brain can not even begin to try and process the diarrhea of words that have come out of this mans mouth. Here are a few important quotes from "Bambi"

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
Of course the Republican party is synonyms with many things...this being one?

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

"Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here."

"I had no problem communicating with Latin American heads of state -- though now I do wish I had paid more attention to Latin when I was in school."

At this point I am sure you questioning the validity of these quotes I have posted, well to help you sleep at night I have all the references if you would like me to send them to you. I have saved these next ones for the grand finale of this posting.

"The Civil War was the best war we've ever had because when you're fighting with yourself, you're always going to win"

Speechless?

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

Confused??

Here it folks...

Mister Potatoe Head

After 12-year-old student William Figueroa, far right, finished writing out the word potato during a spelling bee at the Luis Munoz Rivera School in Trenton, New Jersey, Vice President Dan Quayle, left, relying on a flash card, urged the youngster to add an e.

"I knew he was wrong," said Figueroa later. "He probably feels embarrassed about that, probably mad a little bit ... but I hope he can take it."

Time Magazine, June 29, 1992;
photo by Michael Mancuso

Well I am off to get an egg and potatoe burritoe.

Razzleberry.

2008-09-10T10:24:00.000-07:00

New phone and I think I love it.

Here are the last two photos from my old phone.

Just me on my way to work. I think I look rather happy :) which I am when I am riding.

The desk I get sit at for work. Yes that is a burrito from real taco the best taco vendor on this side of I-15.

Which knot do you prefer?

2008-09-05T14:16:00.000-07:00

It's almost that time for the big Presidential elections, paper or plastic? I love the feeling oh knowing that I am allowed to vote for this guy or that guy. But which one do I pick? I haven't a clue. When I am standing in line at my local precinct my mind starts to wander, I realize I am no longer at the precinct but standing in line on the gallows. One by one we tell the older lady at the table our name, she hands us a rope and tells us to wait for our turn. I wait holding my rope trying to make sense of why they are doing this, I can only assume it is amusing to them. Two more in front of me and then it will be my turn, which knot do I want? I have the option of the hangman's knot or the always quick and simple slip knot. Which do I choose? Why do I have to choose? It then dawns on me, no matter which knot I pick it is still going to be slipped over my neck resulting in my common carotid artery being closed off and most likely breaking my neck. Here we go I'm up I place the rope on the table thinking that if I don't pick either knot I may get to stick it to the man one last time. But being that it will the last decision I will get to make I might as well take it and feel that sense of choice one last time. I chose paper. God Bless America.

Working hard.

2008-09-04T17:41:00.000-07:00

How can it be so difficult to pick out the color scheme on here?

Here is a conversation I have at least 99 times a day...

-Student- "Yeah I got an email about the new bus passes, I can get it here right?"
-Seth- "Yes, yes you may"
-Seth- *Stares blankly at student*
-Student- "Oh so may I get that then?"
-Seth- "Did you READ the email?"
-Student- "Yes.."
-Seth- "Well if you would have READ the email you would see the first line in the email says "Available September 15th" so yeah.."
-Student- *Gives a chuckle*
-Student- "Haha guess I missed that part"

I am guessing you miss a lot of things..

Sorry, I could only handle about two months of wandering in the desert...40 years was out of the question.

2008-09-03T14:54:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the break everyone. I am back and with my new job (that is awesome) I will be back and blogging again. Here is a collection of cell phone images. Enjoy.

Alley Scat was a blast. I am racing in the next one!!!

Got my hair cut by a very hot gay man. Thank you.

Yeah, I thought it was really cleaver.

"Free Obama Campaign Hats" I almost missed the toilet..haha Props to the artist.

Oh Nate...we love you.

Big Ed's.

I loved leafs bugs a lot as a child...well I still love them.

I need to live somewhere humid...

Bubbles BUBBLES.

Fun times in the car Part 2. Done using cell phone camera with a polaroid 600 land.

Fun times in the car Part 1. Done using cell phone camera with a polaroid 600 land.

The garden, well half of it the other 19 pepper plants are around on the side MUHAHA

On our way to go cliff jumping :)

It never gets old going to see him.

I am speechless. This is why there are so many people on this planet, we encourage stupidity...

I found this nice little fixed gear bike for a small child at the D.I. pretty cute eh?

This bug tried to eat Alli, she was lucky enough to have me there to slay the beast and by me slaying the beast I mean taking a paper towel and sliding it out the door.

Sigh...the only other car besides Lola that I would own. Oh it is for sale =/

Just fell on my bike and didn't feel up to moving, Tyler joined me and we both just stared up at this building for a moment.

New bandana...too gypsy?

I had no idea.

2008-07-07T12:09:00.000-07:00

That the DMV was giving driver licenses to blind people....I have always had my suspicions..

I'm sure some of you may be offended but it's good for you.

Lazy.

2008-07-04T13:57:00.001-07:00

What a lazy jerk, thanks for making me late to work yesterday.

Hot day oh boy.
Cold shower anyone? ;)

3 years of work for?

2008-06-30T08:22:00.000-07:00

Nothing.
Great.
Thanks President B.
I'm sure all of the elderly people won't have a problem trying to get to another pool across town. I'm also sure they won't have a problem paying at least five dollars to swim because the $1.50 wasn't hard enough already....

We miss you.

2008-06-29T17:09:00.000-07:00

Jesus didn't have anything on George. I don't just cry over anyone or anything... :(

My hero.

haha, I got kicked out of Language Arts in high school because of you.

Tallie.

2008-06-03T08:42:00.000-07:00

How funny. Check out the latest issue of Cycling Utah.

Oh how I want a tall bike :-p

Also he is hungry.

2008-06-02T10:53:00.000-07:00

There's something to be said for hunger: at least it lets you know you're still alive.

I am looking forward to spending the rest of day after work reading and cuddling my kitties. Thursday/Friday was too much for me, actually the whole weekend was long, hot and hard.

Oh no and craziness....
My sister Nikki whom I have not seen in about two years is arriving in SLC tomorrow around 3:00 pm. I wonder how fun a flight from Chicago to SLC is with a two month old baby?

Fish.

2008-05-28T10:47:00.000-07:00

Here is another reason I love taking showers...FISH :) I enjoy my shower curtains a little too much.

Damn desert.

2008-05-28T09:00:00.000-07:00

There are moments when I wish I could take a shower longer than just 10 minutes. My last shower for example, after biking around and getting sweaty with dust mixed in a 10 minute shower was not enough. Hmmph. I love showers.

Steak for Chicken?

2008-05-26T11:18:00.000-07:00

Today Tyler was so excited about his new downhill frame that he slapped it together without the brakes on it. Here is a short video of our adventures, sorry about the quality of the video. Enjoy.

Lazy

2008-05-24T11:36:00.000-07:00

Might be one of those days in bed.

This is my view as I stare up my wall.

Tall Tall Bike

2008-05-23T12:00:00.000-07:00

This is just insane. Enjoy. 44 feet... damn.

What are you looking at?!?

2008-05-23T09:37:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I wonder if the chair in the bathroom enjoys being directly across from the toilet.

what do you think it is thinking?

Goodbye.

2008-05-23T08:51:00.000-07:00

Why do I find incredibly hard to throw away old ratty clothing?

I had these for almost four years, they were my favorite boxers :( I still wore them once a week or maybe twice. Do you think the hole in the back is that bad? Should I have kept them? Poor boxers...we did a lot together. Godspeed.

:)

2008-05-19T20:01:00.000-07:00

Finally someone did a study on it.

http://regalseagull.com/051908Penistruck.html

I think everyone will enjoy this, well unless you own a new lifted H2 ;)

Busy busy

2008-05-18T20:32:00.000-07:00

Boy..I have not really had anytime at all this past week. Working out at my aunts takes a lot of time..not a bad thing I guess :)

I got to go riding for a little while today, it was wonderful but a little hotter than I would have expected.

Tyler got a nail stuck in his tire...pretty bad huh?

well I am off to bed.

Fat people...

2008-05-14T17:06:00.000-07:00

This is a XXL Tall shirt...I could fit 5 more of me in it.

It is just a nice reminder of what I will never become. While I was wearing it I got this sudden urge to go buy lots of soda and vienna sausages. I'm not sure why that happened....

There are a few XXXXL's in the box where I got this one.

We had a very very good laugh today :)

Alley Kitten

2008-05-12T13:55:00.000-07:00

WAS A BLAST.
Here is the video :) enjoy.

Kinda excited.

2008-05-09T19:49:00.000-07:00

OK very very excited for the Alley Kitten...

Maybe a blog tomorrow...Can't think at the moment.

:)

8 out of 10

2008-05-08T05:12:00.000-07:00

8 out of 10 kitties prefer a chrome.

It is only 6:13 am my brain is still in sleep mode. More later on when I get home from work :)

Cashew

2008-05-07T11:15:00.000-07:00

Today is very busy at work..

This is how busy it is here.

Oh wait...I am just sitting here eating cashews.

Bored to death. Anybody want to visit me??

Birthday.

2008-05-06T11:16:00.000-07:00

Wow. 24 years on this planet?

70

2008-05-05T10:39:00.000-07:00

Go figure.
I am sitting here pretending to work as I do every day of my life, I decide to check the weather and it's 70 out????? I can not figure out why I am here. I might take a nap to make the time pass or read. I have not made up my mind just yet.

I want Big Ed's...

I shall be back later on.

Perfect night outside.

2008-05-04T22:31:00.000-07:00

Yes it is.

So...we all know how Brodi gets when the food starts running low, to avoid anything bad I head to the store. Tyler joins me on this adventure to smith's, we check the trax times and well they stopped running 30 minutes earlier. We then bump into two fellow cyclist (very nice kids) who bike with us to smith's. But perfect weather...happy fat cat....and now sleep good night.

photo for tonight was an assident :-p

May 2nd

2008-05-02T18:15:00.000-07:00

4 days until my birthday!!! I am a little excited...I have no plans at all for it. I think this is the first year I haven't made plans. I may just go on a hike alone and stay the night in the mountains. Who knows? I don't haha.

Biked for about 6 hours with Tyler and Nate. Boy it sure is great to bike all day and when get done the only thing you can think about is going for another 6 hours :) It was a good ride for the most part, here is a short list of the excitement.
-Big Ed's
-Wild Oat's.....damn Tess ;)
-Dicks for a 12 dollar tire for Nate
-Skids
-Red Brick at the KSL buliding
-Old man on walkie talkie being an asshole
-Tyler almost gets in a fight with the husband of an H3 owner ;)
-Biking
-Water break
-Sugarhouse or what is left
-Gateway again
-Real Taco where we saw Patrick and talk about the 10th WOOO
-Watched window washers
-Gateway
-H2 and H3
-Trax
-Ride through the golf course
-Collin eats it but keeps going...almost so fast that you couldn't tell he had just rolled over
-Skid the U
-Gross things outside the house.
-My Aunts

Ok so that wasn't a short list haha.
Now its time to do some yard work. I won't be able to make it to Midnight Mass tonight:( but in June it's on like Donkey Kong.

Happy May Day?

2008-05-01T09:24:00.000-07:00

I wake up to see snow.....snow. I thought this was over and done with, but then again I guess I didn't. Life is still very confusing to me at the moment, Do I eat a muffin? or a banana with some granola?

I guess the muffin won. That is until I finish it and then eat the banana and granola :)

Reason for waking up.

2008-04-30T08:59:00.000-07:00

Also the reason for being late to work :)

Wonder who said this?

2008-04-29T11:14:00.000-07:00

Sex is a battle
Love is war

First blog.

2008-04-28T10:33:00.000-07:00

I don't feel like I have very much to say today, kinda sad since it is my first post on this blog. I think I will just start it off with a photo. I will set a goal of a blog every other day :)